Rich Lord and Robert Henslee grab the helm for the afternoon shift.
They produce great sports conversation, along with their thoughts on music, girls, beer and whatever else pops into their warped minds.
All that hype, and this was all we got from Tim Tebow and his mom? Check out the controversy that wasn't in Tebow's Focus on the Family ad from Super Sunday:
Check out some of our favorite Super Bowl commercials, including some that didn't air here in Houston:
Careerbuilder.com - Farting employee (did not air in Houston)
Check out this Brazilian sportscaster who passes out on live TV! Click here to see the video.
Birthday Hotties for Feb. 4th
Barbara Hershey
Charlotte Rampling
Cristine Reyes
Crystal Hunt
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Laura Linney
Nora Zehetner
Sarah Evans
Bob Huggins grabs the mic and goes off on the crowd at the West Virginia - Pitt basketball game.
Here's why he called the crowd "stupid." Video of the Pitt assistant coach who was hit by something thrown from the stands.
A sneak peek at some of the Super Bowl Ads set to debut on Sunday.
How long will we be held hostage by Brett Favre? Click here.
Anheuser Busch has bought more Super Bowl ads than anyone. Click here to see one of the new ones from the "It's what we do" campaign.
And if you missed it earlier, here's the hilarious new Polamalu ad. Click here.
Super Sunday means school kids in Indy get to sleep in on Monday. Too bad your boss doesn't do the same. Click here.
High school basketball brawl starts in a hallway and spills into the game itself. Check out the cops going taser happy on the students involved. Click Here.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Nick Nolte and his crazy behavoir...check out the video as Nick goes dumpster diving. Hilarious or Just Sad? Decide for yourself--click here!
Saints Fan!
TruTV Reveals Troy Polamalu Ad for the Super Bowl!
Jodi Gordan
Lauren Conrad
Sherilyn Fenn
Natalia Vodianova
Bobby Hebert at the "Who Drag" parade in New Orleans.
Here's the video:
Buddy D's Dress Parade
Rex Ryan doing his Bud Adams impersonation at Saturday's MMA fight in Miami. He later apologized.
What would you give up for Super Bowl tickets? This Saints fan has offered up his LEFT NUT.
Should this Go Daddy video have been banned from this year's Super Bowl?
Another banned Super Bowl ad-- two guys go at it in this spot for a gay dating service? See the whole video here.
Check out this plane flying over this week's PGA Tour event at Torrey Pines. That's right, it's a message to Tiger Woods from the "girls" of the Deja Vu strip club.
Tiger's mistresses on your mind? Get them on your [golf] balls. Click here for more.
Birthday Girls for January 29th
Katharine Ross
Claudine Longet
Heather Graham
April Scott
Yael Bar-Zohar
Heidi Mueller
Isabel Lucas
All Dwarf basketball league? You gotta see it to believe it. These guys are pretty good too. Click Here.
Birthday Girls for January 28th
Barbi Benton
Sarah McLachlan
Kathryn Morris
Jessica Ennis
Greg Oden explains how his nude pics got splattered all over the internet. Click here for the full video.
Who's the fat dude with size DD man boobs? It's Terrence Cody, the Alabama nose tackle who is expected to be a first round draft pick.
Birthday Girls for January 27th
Karen Velez
Bridget Fonda
Rosamund Pike
What was Greg Oden thinking?
The Blazers center apparently took pics of his naked self in the mirror, and those pics have found their way to the internet.
The Who will be performing at halftime of the Super Bowl in Miami. Pete Townshend provided a sneak peek of the band's setlist. Click here to find out what they're playing on Super Sunday.
Scenes from Bourbon Street after the Saints beat the Vikings to earn their first ever Super Bowl appearance.
How'd the Vikings radio announcers handle it when Brett Favre threw his second interception, killing the Vikings chance to win in overtime? You'll want to hear it. Click here for the radio call on KFAN.
Now this is quality father-daughter bonding. Check out this Vikings fan going off after Favre's late INT.
Nine inches? That's what "he" said. Check out this New England weatherman and his sexual reference. Click here for the video.
Check out Dwight Howard's dead-on impression of the Chuckster, Charles Barkley. Click Here.
Meet Markus, the only legal male gigolo in the U.S.
Read all about it, and his job as "prostidude" at the Shady Lady Ranch here.
New York Rangers coach John Tortorella goes off on a reporter. Hear his rant for yourself, click here.
Prince, who's from the Twin Cities, has put together a little ditty in support of his hometown Vikings. It may be the worst team song ever. Click here to listen.
We've been talking about Tim Tebow's controversial anti-abortion ad which is scheduled to air in this year's Super Bowl. The league appears ready to give it the green light, but check out these rejected Super Bowl ads from past years:
Rider Rage! Two jockeys going at it down the stretch:
Check out this vicious hockey hit, sending the victim into convulsions on the ice.
The hit is delivered by Patrice Cormier, Canada's world junior team captain. The victim is Mikael Tam who was hospitalized after losing several teeth.
Jose Offerman takes a swing at an umpire in the Dominican Winter League. Check out the video:
This is the same player who was arrested 3 years ago while playing for the Long Island Ducks after he charged the mound and swung his bat at a pitcher.
Maria Kirilenko upsets Maria Sharapova at the Australian Open. Must be something about hot Russian tennis stars named Maria. Check out Kirilenko's swimsuit spread from SI:
Check this out- Jennifer Love Hewitt who says she wants to set her beautiful booty free:
Everyone knows about the '85 Bears and their Super Bowl Shuffle.
Check out Jay Leno, Conan and others and their "Late Night Scuffle"
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Colt McCoy proposes to his girlfriend Rachel Glandorf by having "Will You Marry Me?" on the Darrell K. Royal-Texans Memorial Stadium scoreboard. Read the whole story: click here!
The future Mrs. McCoy likes practicing her journalism skills...check out this story she did! WOW--image that voice screeching at you to take out the trash!
Here's a pic of the scoreboard and the actual proposal...try to stifle the gag reflex.
Congratulations to Andre Johnson, voted in as an All-Pro for the 2nd time in his career. Demeco Ryans, Bernard Pollard and Brian Cushing also received votes, as listed below:
All-Pro team voting
Offense
Position
Player(s)
Quarterback
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis, 36 ½ Drew Brees, New Orleans, 12 ½ Philip Rivers, San Diego, 1
A pet snake saves his family from a house fire...really! Read the entire story--click here!
Mark McGwire's statement, issued Monday, admitting he used steroids
"Now that I have become the hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals, I have the chance to do something that I wish I was able to do five years ago.
I never knew when, but I always knew this day would come. It's time for me to talk about the past and to confirm what people have suspected. I used steroids during my playing career and I apologize. I remember trying steroids very briefly in the 1989/1990 off season and then after I was injured in 1993, I used steroids again. I used them on occasion throughout the '90s, including during the 1998 season.
I wish I had never touched steroids. It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era.
During the mid-'90s, I went on the DL seven times and missed 228 games over five years. I experienced a lot of injuries, including a ribcage strain, a torn left heel muscle, a stress fracture of the left heel, and a torn right heel muscle. It was definitely a miserable bunch of years and I told myself that steroids could help me recover faster. I thought they would help me heal and prevent injuries, too.
I'm sure people will wonder if I could have hit all those home runs had I never taken steroids. I had good years when I didn't take any and I had bad years when I didn't take any. I had good years when I took steroids and I had bad years when I took steroids. But no matter what, I shouldn't have done it and for that I'm truly sorry.
Baseball is really different now -- it's been cleaned up. The commissioner and the players' association implemented testing and they cracked down, and I'm glad they did.
I'm grateful to the Cardinals for bringing me back to baseball. I want to say thank you to Cardinals owner Mr. DeWitt, to my GM, John Mozeliak, and to my manager, Tony La Russa. I can't wait to put the uniform on again and to be back on the field in front of the great fans in Saint Louis. I've always appreciated their support and I intend to earn it again, this time as hitting coach. I'm going to pour myself into this job and do everything I can to help the Cardinals hitters become the best players for years to come.
After all this time, I want to come clean. I was not in a position to do that five years ago in my congressional testimony, but now I feel an obligation to discuss this and to answer questions about it. I'll do that, and then I just want to help my team."
Rodeo Fans,
Here’s your lineup for the 2010 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo:
March 2: Alan Jackson
March 3: Dierks Bentley
March 4: Kenny Chesney
March 5: Mary J. Blige
March 6: Jason Aldean
March 7: The Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato
March 8: Tim McGraw
March 9: Darius Rucker
March 10: Rascal Flatts
March 11: Brad Paisley
March 12: Toby Keith
March 13: Blake Shelton
March 14: Pesado and El Trono De Mexico
March 15: Lady Antebellum
March 16: Keith Urban
March 17: Gary Allan
March 18: Black Eyed Peas
March 19: Eli Young Band
March 20: Brooks & Dunn (The Last Rodeo Tour)
March 21: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber
Wonder what was going on when the fan ran on the field in the BCS title game? We have the pics right here:
Dave Spadaro has to issue a public apology for spitting on the Star! Read it here!
Dude should've gotten a medal!
January 7, 2010
Octomom working out.
January 7, 2010
One of Tiger's girlfriends, get a spread in Maxim...check out Jaimee Grubbs!
Ya got to admit Tiger's got good taste in women!
January 7, 2010
Watch Mariah Carey's "Drunk" acceptance speech at the Palm Spring Film Festival last night! We suggest watching it several times...with a 6-pack.
Bill Belichick rips Texans turf, blames it for Wes Welker's devastating knee injury: http://bit.ly/69sT7Y
The Texans 2010 opponents are set. The schedule isn’t any easier than it was in 2009, but the Texans could be in line for 1-2 primetime games. Here’s how it breaks down:
Home games:
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Kansas City
San Diego
Dallas
NY Giants
Baltimore
Road games:
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Denver
Oakland
Philadelphia
Washington
NY Jets
Potential primetime matchups: Texans-Cowboys (Lone Star rivalry), Texans-Redskins (Kubiak vs. Shanahan), Texans-Titans & Texans-Colts (always a highly charged rivalry), and Texans-Chargers (two potentially top AFC teams in playoff race)
These are just the 16 opponents. The NFL won’t release the dates of these games until early April.
By finishing 9-7, the Texans have either the 19th or 20th pick in this year’s NFL draft. Still to be resolved is a coin flip between the Texans and Falcons who are tied in the NFL’s tiebreaking system.
Ties in record are broken by strength of schedule. Ties in strength of schedule can be broken by division or conference tiebreakers, but none were applicable in the top 20 this year.
Three ties will be determined later based on a coin flip. We've starred any picks that still need a coin flip.
2010 NFL Draft Order
1. St. Louis (1-15)
2. Detroit (2-14)
3. Tampa Bay (3-13)
4. Washington (4-12)
5. Kansas City (4-12)
6. Seattle (5-11)
7. Cleveland (5-11)
8. Oakland (5-11)
9. Buffalo (6-10)
10t. Denver (acquired from Chicago) (7-9)
10t. Jacksonville (7-9)
12. Miami (7-9)
13. San Francisco (8-8)
14. Seattle (acquired from Denver) (8-8)
15. New York Giants (8-8)
16t. Tennessee (8-8)
16t. San Francisco (acquired from Carolina) (8-8)
18. Pittsburgh (9-7)
19t. Atlanta (9-7)
19t. Houston (9-7)
21. New York Jets (9-7) 22. Baltimore (9-7) 23. Arizona (10-6) 24. Cincinnati (10-6) 25. New England (10-6) 26. Green Bay (11-5) 27. Philadelphia (11-5) 28. Dallas (11-5) 29. Minnesota (12-4) 30. San Diego (12-4) 31. New Orleans (13-3) 32. Indianapolis (14-2)
Picks 21-24 will be made by the wild-card round losers. Picks 25-28 will be made the divisional round losers. Picks 29-30 will be made by the conference championship losers. Pick 31 will go to the Super Bowl loser. Pick 32 will be made by the Super Bowl winner.
Did you see Jennifer Lopez ringing in the New Year in her skin tight catsuit? Check out the video here:
Best Houston Sports Moments of the Decade
1
First ever world series game in Houston, October 2005
2
Football returns to Houston in September 2002 with 19-10 win over the Cowboys
3
Super Bowl returns to Houston after 30 year absence Feb 2004
4
Craig Biggio, with 5 hits, becomes the first Astro to reach 3000 hits, June 2007
5
Rockets win 22 in a row, 2nd longest win streak in NBA history, Spring 2008
6
Rockets win the NBA draft lottery, allowing them to pick Yao Ming #1, May 2002
7
Roger Clemens and Andy Pettite come home to Houston, January 2004
8
Rockets advance out of the first round of the playoffs, snapping 11 year drought, April 2009
9
Opening of Minute Maid Park, April 2000
10
Rockets acquire Tracy McGrady from the Magic for Steve Francis, June 2004
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Six Astros pitchers combine to no-hit the NY Yankees, June 2003
Rice Owls win the College World Series, June 2003
Tracy McGrady scores 13 points in final 35 seconds to beat Spurs April 2004
Houston lands an MLS franchise - Dynamo wins 2 titles in first 2 years
NBA All Star game at Toyota Center 2006
Charley Casserly drafts Andre Johnson, April 2003
Chris Burke game winning HR in 18th to beat the Braves, Oct 2005
Worst Houston Sports Moments of the Decade
1
Vince Young first game here runs 39 yards to beat Texans in OT, Dec 2006
2
Roger Clemens steroid scandal, Spring 2008
3
Albert Pujols homerun off Brad Lidge, Oct 2005
4
Yao Ming suffers major injury for 5 years in a row
5
Rockets game 7 playoff loss to Jazz in 2007
6
Rockets game 7 playoff loss to Mavs in 2005 (up 2-0)
7
Jeff Bagwell injures his shoulder, leading to the end of his career
8
Gerry Hunsicker leaves Astros in power struggle with Drayton McLane, Nov 2004
9
Bud Selig screws Astros - Carlos Zambrano, Sept 2008
10
Texans draft David Carr, Apr 2002
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Texans hire Charley Casserly to be their first GM
Astros sign Richard Hidalgo to 5 year, $45 million contract extension
Rockets acquire Tracy McGrady from the Magic for Steve Francis
See video from a man claiming to be Adam James, the Texas Tech WR at the center of the Mike Leach controversy, showing where he was allegedly ordered to stand in the dark for several hours.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Mike Leach's attorney shows where Texas Tech's Adam James was held in solitary confinement...
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Check out it out! Get a DUI in Montgomery County, Texas and the District Attorney will out you on Twitter!
Here is the complete AFC wildcard scenario heading into week 17:
Den v KC
NYJ v Cin
Bal @ Oak
Hou v NE
Pit @ Mia
Mia
v
Pit
Jax @ Cle
Wildcard teams
RESULTS
W
W
W
W
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, NY Jets
W
W
W
W
L
n/a
n/a
Bal, NY Jets
W
W
W
L
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, NY Jets
W
W
L
W
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Den
W
L
W
W
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, Den
L
W
W
W
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Bal
W
W
W
L
L
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Bal
W
W
L
L
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Pit
W
L
L
W
W
n/a
n/a
Den, Hou
L
L
W
W
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, Hou
L
W
L
W
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Hou
L
W
W
L
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Bal
L
W
W
W
L
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Bal
W
L
W
L
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, Pit
W
L
W
W
L
n/a
n/a
Bal, Den
W
W
L
W
L
n/a
n/a
Den, NY Jets
L
L
L
W
W
n/a
n/a
Hou, Pit
L
L
W
W
L
n/a
n/a
Bal, Hou
L
W
W
L
L
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Bal
W
W
L
L
L
n/a
n/a
Den, NY Jets
W
L
W
L
L
n/a
n/a
Bal, Den
W
L
L
W
L
n/a
n/a
Den, Hou
W
L
L
L
W
n/a
n/a
Pit, Den
L
W
L
W
L
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Hou
L
W
L
L
W
n/a
n/a
NY Jets, Pit
L
L
W
L
W
n/a
n/a
Bal, Pit
L
L
L
L
W
L
W
Pit, Jax
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
Pit, Den
L
L
L
W
L
W
W
Hou, Jax
L
L
L
W
L
W
L
Hou, Den
L
L
W
L
L
W
W
Bal, Jax
L
L
W
L
L
W
L
Bal, Den
L
W
L
L
L
W
W
NY Jets, Jax
L
W
L
L
L
W
L
NY Jets, Den
W
L
L
L
L
W
W
Den, Jax
W
L
L
L
L
W
L
Den, Mia
L
L
L
L
L
W
W
Jax, Den
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
Den, Mia
Saints owner Tom Benson guilty of a little premature celebration!
Carl Landry loses five teeth in Friday's game against the Mavs. Watch Dirk Nowitzki squirm as the team doctors struggle to pull the debris out of his arm.
NFL Tiebreaking Procedures
The six postseason participants from each conference are seeded as follows:
The division champion with the best record.
The division champion with the second-best record.
The division champion with the third-best record.
The division champion with the fourth-best record.
The Wild Card club with the best record.
The Wild Card club with the second-best record.
The following procedures will be used to break standings ties for postseason playoffs and to determine regular-season schedules.
NOTE: Tie games count as one-half win and one-half loss for both clubs.
TO BREAK A TIE WITHIN A DIVISION
If, at the end of the regular season, two or more clubs in the same division finish with identical won-lost-tied percentages, the following steps will be taken until a champion is determined.
Two Clubs
Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games between the clubs).
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in common games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss
Three or More Clubs
(Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated during any step, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of the two-club format).
Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games among the clubs).
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in common games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss
TO BREAK A TIE FOR THE WILD-CARD TEAM
If it is necessary to break ties to determine the two Wild-Card clubs from each conference, the following steps will be taken.
If the tied clubs are from the same division, apply division tie breaker.
If the tied clubs are from different divisions, apply the following steps.
Two Clubs
Head-to-head, if applicable.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in conference games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss.
Three or More Clubs
(Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of applicable two-club format.)
Apply division tie breaker to eliminate all but the highest ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. The original seeding within a division upon application of the division tie breaker remains the same for all subsequent applications of the procedure that are necessary to identify the two Wild-Card participants.
Head-to-head sweep. (Applicable only if one club has defeated each of the others or if one club has lost to each of the others.)
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in conference games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss
When the first Wild-Card team has been identified, the procedure is repeated to name the second Wild-Card, i.e., eliminate all but the highest-ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. In situations where three or more teams from the same division are involved in the procedure, the original seeding of the teams remains the same for subsequent applications of the tie breaker if the top-ranked team in that division qualifies for a Wild-Card berth.
DETERMINING HOME-FIELD PRIORITY
To determine home-field priority among division titlists, apply Wild-Card tie breakers.
To determine home-field priority for Wild-Card qualifiers, apply division tie breakers (if teams are from the same division) or Wild-Card tie breakers (if teams are from different divisions).
TIE-BREAKING PROCEDURE FOR SELECTION MEETING
If two or more clubs are tied in the selection order, the strength-of-schedule tie breaker is applied, subject to the following exceptions for playoff clubs:
The Super Bowl winner is last and the Super Bowl loser next-to-last.
Any non-Super Bowl playoff club involved in a tie moves down in drafting priority within its tied segment as follows:
For a loss inthe Wild-Card playoffs, a plus factor of one-half.
For participation, win or lose, in the Divisional Playoffs, a plus factor of one.
For a loss in the conference championship Game, a plus factor of one.
Clubs with the best won-lost-tied records after these steps are applied will drop to their appropriate spots at the bottom of the tied segment. In no case will the above process move a club lower than the segmentin which it was initially tied.
Tied clubs will alternate priority throughout the 7 rounds of the draft. In case of a tie involving three or more teams, the club with priority in the first round will drop to the bottom of the tied segment in the second round and move its way back to the top of the segment in each succeeding round.
If any ties cannot be broken by strength of schedule, the divisional or conference tie breakers, whichever are applicable, are applied. Any ties that still exist are broken by a coin flip.
What do you want for Christmas? Here's a nice start: The Texans cheerleaders in their Santa outfits!
And here's the link for more holiday "cheer:" http://bit.ly/7vD1Um
December 17, 2009
Could Manu Ginobili do this with a hockey stick? Check out this video as a bat terrorizes a minor league hockey game between the Green Bay Gamblers and the Cedar Rapids Roughriders. Talk about a slap shot!
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